Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Four feeble attempts at levity

If there are fifty-two weeks in a year, how many strongs are there?

One hundred and seventy-nine blind men go into a crowded bar and then can’t find a place to sit.

If fifteen days is half a month, and six months is half a year, how many years are worth halving?

Falling in love is like falling into a river, but you’re happier about it for some reason.

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