Friday, September 11, 2009

The Worst Things Are Since Sliced Bread

Ill-health and the collapse of the American family is due to sliced bread. Sliced bread is the reason for hyper-refined white flour which kills people by sugar toxicity. These people could have been saved not only by the slower digestion of whole grains, but also by having to put forth the energy and skill necessary to slice their own rough, multi-grain, chunky bread. Kneading is also good exercise. Moreover, bread-making requires vigilance and time which requires someone to be a stay at home person to watch the bread and the kids. Home-watched kids get in less trouble.

I don't make my own bread yet, but I just sliced a loaf of Walmart-bought multi-grain bread to make some toast, and I believe that if everyone would do at least that much in the morning, we could be on our way to saving the world.

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